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News and Sarcasm

UNDER CONSTRUCTION

News that isn't true!
RESCUED MISSIONARIES from Afganistan have been arrested in Maryland for demonstrating the MISSIONARY's position at a Silver Spring Middle School...
IRAQI ARMED FORCES LAUNCH MASSIVE YARD SALE OF SADDAM'S STUFF; SADDAM REPORTED FURIOUS OVER SALE OF FAVORITE COMFY CHAIR..
MILITARY TRIBUNAL RULES THAT MILITARY TRIBUNALS ARE CONSTITUTIONAL...

 

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Former President Carter gives current President Bush the benefit of the doubt-
"My presumption is, and my belief is, that the president and his secretary of state and the Defense Department and others have adequately cleared the Dubai government organization to manage these ports. I don't think there's any particular threat to our security." -Jimmy Carter on Wolf Blitzer

Don't make me whip out a dictionary on you.
Entire Transcript

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