United States Air Force. Will this delivery or carry out?

Yes, I'd like to order your Bunker Buster Special .

• Yes, Sir. Would you like to try our daisey cutters?

Yeah, that sounds great! Do you have any napalm?

• No, sir. I'm afraid we're all out of napalm.

All right then, I'll just have the Bunker buster and the daisy cutters.

• We'll get that Right out to you. And Thank-you for calling the United States Air Force.

No, Thank you!

• United States Army. Will this be dine in carry out or delivery?

Delivery Please?

• Yes, how may I help you?

Yes. I'd like one of your cluster nuggets value meals. Do Hell fire's come with that?

• Yes, that comes with Hellfires. Would you like to biggie size that?

Yes, please.

• Will there be anything else? Artillery Turnovers, or Key Lime Land Mines?

No, thank-you. Not today.

• We'll get that right up for you.

Thank-you.

• United States Navy . May I take your order.

Are your Tomahawks fresh?

• Sir, Our Tomahawks are made to order.

Okay, I'd like a large SLAM-ER with everything. And an order of Tomahawks.

• Would you like Cheese on your Tomahawks?

Yes Please!

• It'll be there in 30 minutes or less sir!

Excellent! Thank-you.