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 United States Air Force. Will this delivery or carry out?

 

Yes, I'd like to order your Bunker Buster Special .

 

  • Yes, Sir. Would you like to try our daisey cutters?

 

Yeah, that sounds great! Do you have any napalm?

 

  • No, sir. I'm afraid we're all out of napalm.

 

All right then, I'll just have the Bunker buster and the daisy cutters.

 

  • We'll get that Right out to you. And Thank-you for calling the United States Air Force.

 

No, Thank you!

 

 

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  • United States Army. Will this be dine in carry out or delivery?

 

Delivery Please?

 

  • Yes, how may I help you?

 

Yes. I'd like one of your cluster nuggets value meals. Do Hell fire's come with that?

 

  • Yes, that comes with Hellfires. Would you like to biggie size that?

 

Yes, please.

 

  • Will there be anything else? Artillery Turnovers, or Key Lime Land Mines?

 

No, thank-you. Not today.

 

  • We'll get that right up for you.

 

Thank-you.

 

 

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  • United States Navy . May I take your order.

 

Are your Tomahawks fresh?

 

  • Sir, Our Tomahawks are made to order.

 

Okay, I'd like a large SLAM-ER with everything. And an order of Tomahawks.

 

  • Would you like Cheese on your Tomahawks?

 

Yes Please!

 

  • It'll be there in 30 minutes or less sir!

 

Excellent! Thank-you.

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