Lucas Foxx

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Here boy!! (whistle) 

Ya hungry boy? (open can of dog food)(dog yapping throughout)

You a boy or a girl?

OH WOW you're a big boy!(cloth-humping sounds)(dog yapping throughout)

Down! Down!  Bad dog!(dog whine)

Listen, I want to help. If you've ever been here to the station for one of our 
XL102 THROW DOWNS, you probably noticed that we have a large spacious area
out back that separates us from the projects.  I have this mideaval caltapult
back here stashed among the trees. trees limbs leaves rustling PAPER
Yeah, here it is!  We threw beer kegs with it awhile back when Icehouse did
that big promotion.  They were empty kegs.  We emptied them before we pitched
them We don't want to be acused of alcohol abuse.
 wood creaking floors rocking chair
okay I need to crank it back to cock it.
catapult crank

So I'm thinking how do you justly punmish the people who where responsible for
commercial jet liners slamming into the artist formally known as the 
World Trade Center Towers.  And for all this anthrax and stuff.  Have you ever
been whitewater rafting down the New of Gulley rivers in West Virginia?


Those rivers feed into the Kanawa river which flows up into Ohio?  They have 
a boat cruising that river pretending to be the Coast Guard and threatening
the nuclear power plants and other important stuff.  Way up there!
Deep in American territory.


So I'm thinking: how do we approprately punnish these people?


Oh sure you could just walk up to him and shoot him in the head  cock and Fire!


But that lacks a certian "panache."  All right.  I just lock this in place linch pin


Hey boy are you hungry?
open can - dog yapping


Here you go boy.  Come on climb up.
dog eating


I'm thinking we fly these guys over to Tajekestam along with my special catapult, aimed back
at Afganistan.
We'll give him his last meal.  Maybe a final cocktail.  I don't know what they drink out there.
Maybe distilled goat piss or something.  


AND we'll go, "hey Muhammed. heh heh heh. Do you know what was the last thing to go through 
the MUSLIM's mind after he jumped from the World Trade Center on Sept 11th?"


He'll go, "ho ho! No, I don't know."  he'll say, "tell me, what was the last thing to go 
through the Muslim's mind after he jumped from the World Trade Center on Sept 11th."


And I'll say,  "no no,,, I asked you FIRST!!!
catapult throw dog yelp smash into car car honk
Star Spangled Banner
If you work for the government and are listening, I AM HERE TO SERVE!!!


I did I mention I hate dogs?


no dogs were harmed in the making of this show regardless
of what you think you heard the pussy lover do