+[/////|H|=================================-~People call the Radio Station about the dumbest things. Especially around Thanksgiving....
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+[ /////|H|=========================-~Is this the Butterball Turkey Hot line? I will be who ever you want me to be. Where do stick the thermometer? In your ass. How does that let me know when the Turkey is done? I don't know but it makes a great visual.(CLICK) +[/////|H|=================================-~ Yes, what is "baisting?" You don't want to know. I beg your pardon? YOu don't want to know. Why don't I want to know? It's pretty disgusting. How do you mean disgusting. It's a Thanksgiving Turkey. Ok, to "baste" is transitive verb from Middle English- baisten - in the 15th century. It means to moisten (the meat) at intervals with a liquid during cooking with your- bast·er; that would be the noun. And what's a baster? Do you know what a penis is? (pause)That's disgusting! I told you. That is really sick! I know! You've never fixed Thanksgiving dinner before have you? No. My mom never let anyone in the kitchen when she was fixing Thanksgiving Dinner. Well now you know why. You should keep better track of the men in your family. Oh, my GOD! That's SICK! I KNOW!!!..((CLICK)).. +[/////|H|==========================-~ |
What are "Sweet Potatoes?" Breast. Breasts? Yes, breasts; honkers, hooters, funbags... Then how do you make "Sweet Potato pie." You mash your face into them, and you go, "BPBPBBPb." Are you serious? I could be...((CLICK)).. +[/////|H|=================================-~ How do you stuff your turkey? I stuff mine with feathers. And you eat that? No, I sleep on it. I think I called the wrong number. Yes, I think you did...((CLICK)).. +[/////|H|=================================-~ Gobble gobble Gobble? Yes, how may I help you? Gobble gobble GobbleGobble gobble GobbleGobble gobble Gobble Gobble gobble Gobble? I would run if I were you. Gobble? Yes, get the hell out of there! They are going to kill you and eat you. GOBBLE GOBBLE! Yes, get out while you still..((CLICK))..can! +[/////|H|=================================-~ What is your name sir? Lucas Foxx How do you spell that? I'm going to call your office and report you. Are you sure you've called the right place? Did you just tell my daughter that, if she came by the office, you would personally "candy her yams?" I might have. I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I'm going to have your ass! Sir, do you know who you called? The ButterBall Turkey hotline. Um, yes, that's Lucas Foxx, L-u-c-a-s F-o-x-x. Well, Mr Lucas Foxx. You've just cooked your last turkey! ((CLICK)) I hope so!
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